It's Finally Over

waah, ujian nasional akhirnya selesai juga. now i can relax a bit. hp udah balik, laptop & modem balik juga. and the most important, i can finally watch english premier league again! huehehehe. bulan maret-april kemarin merupakan bulan yang penuh perjuangan bagi gue. mulai dari:
1. belajar di tempat bimbel (primagama margonda) setiap hari selama 3 jam
2. belajar di rumah sampai malem banget
3. and NO GADGETS at all.
without gadgets, i felt like an idiot. betapa bersyukurnya gue bahwa orang tua gue mampu membelikan gadget-gadget yang canggih hehe. sekarang, tinggal menghadapi ujian sekolah & ujian praktek. a bit easy tapi ngga boleh diremehin loh. ya kita semua tinggal berdo'a agar diberi kemudahan dalam segala hal dan diberi NEM yang bagus amin amin.

well that's all from me for today. hope there will be many followers in my blog in the future :D

The Return Of The Natziz!

nah ini dia ketemu! cerita bikinan gue waktu masih jaman sd di australia. waktu itu gue lagi seneng banget mengkhayal cerita cerita ngga jelas, dan termasuk cerita yang gue karang ini. semoga anda menyukainya! enjoy :D
NOTE: bagi yang mempunyai kelainan jantung, harap berpikir 2 kali untuk membaca cerita ini.

Once upon a time, in Afghanistan, there lived Sadam Husain and Osama Binladen and their army. At America, there lived Goerge W Bush and his army. Australia wanted to join the war as well but Goerge W Bush said to the primeminister not to because it can cost a lot of lives to the Australians. Then the Europeans wanted to join as well. George W Bush accepted what the primeminister of Euoropean said because Euorpeans have lot’s of countries. So the American army flew and sailed to the Europeans. At Afghanistan, they had trouble finding their army. Sudam Husain and Osama Bin laden had to get their army because the American and Euoropean army are getting closer and closer. (Couple of hours later). The American and Europeans army were at the country Afghanistan finding their basement. The Americans and Europeans were getting their weapons from their navy. The captain(Yumi from America) told a story to the other Americans and Europeans that Yumi had a war once. It was 30 years ago. It was Yumi’s first war. It was versing the Afghanistan. The boss was called Natziz Carombo. He was one of the strongest man in the world. Natziz’s army had the weapons of Mass Destruction. Natziz was the leader and was the strongest out of his army. Natziz had the strongest weapon in the world. Natziz was my greatest enemy. Yumi’s boss was the one that injured Natziz. But sadly, Yumi’s boss died because of Natziz’s greatest weapon. THE ARKANIN!!!!!!! One of the youngsters was scared and his name was Elloyi. Yumi said to him don’t be scared. At the night, Elloyi had the scariest dream of his life. It was when Yumi was versing Natziz. Yumi seriously injured Natziz but Elloyi realised that how could Natziz come back alive. Elloyi was watching Yumi fight against Natziz. Elloyi was terrified. Then Natziz had enough of Yumi. Then Natziz got his weapon of Mass Destruction. The Arkanin!!! Yumi defeated everyone with the armies help but Yumi got shotten by the Arkanin!!! Elloyi was terrified. But Natziz egnored that Elloyi was there because he was useless. Then Natziz dropped his Arkanin. Then Elloyi picked up the Arkanin, and shot Natziz with the Arkanin. But sadly Yumi died. But the good thing is that Yumi’s name was at the top of the Hall of Fame. When Elloyi woked up, he was sweding. Elloyi told Yumi about the story. Yumi said it might happen. Yumi made Elloyi so scared that he peed in his pants. The next day, it was time for war. Elloyi asked Yumi again that will Elloyi’s dream come true. But Yumi said to Elloyi to think about the war that the American, the Afghanistan and the Europeans are going to be held NOW!!!! Yumi told the Americans and the Europeans where to go and everithing. But the best thing is, that Elloyi got to go to Yumi. So Elloyi got everithing that he is going to need. The helicopters were right on front of everyone and they flew of. And the tanks were driving at the maximum speed. But some of them had to walk because there wasn’t any space left. The Afghanistans army only has 1,000 but the Americans and Europeans have 5,000 army. Sadam Husain and Osama Binladen were very woried that the Afghanistans doesen’t have enough people for the war. But the Americans and the Euoropeans are already there. Yumi and Elloyi were still at the base to tell Goerge W Bush something. Then John Howard was at the jet with the Australians. John Howard was rushing to watch the war indicator with George W Bush to tell him that John Howard and his army wanted to help! But Goerge W Bush didn’t let him. Then Australia had a vote to have a war or not. 96% no and 4% yes. Sorry John Howard, but you lose! At Australia there all griffide everywhere saying, NO ******* WAR! John Howard gave up so John Howard came back to Australia to do his work. Europeans tried their hardest to beat the troops in Iraq. But half of the Europeans died in this war. So the Americans helped in after beating Afghanistan. Yumi was so unhappy because his mates has died in this war. George W Bush shouted to the Iraq troops. “ What is going on?? Iraq isn’t in the war!!!! They have no right’s of themselves to join a war!!!!’’ shouted George W Bush. Then Natziz heard the voice of George W Bush. Natziz went full power of his car and went straight to behind Geore W Bush’es tank. Natziz killed all George W Bush’es army exept Yumi and Elloyi. George W Bush was injured. “How dare you injure my prime minister!!!” shouted Yumi. Yumi got his weapon and gave Natziz the biggest cut in the world. Elloyi just stood there watching Yumi’s thecnuiqe. Natziz had enough and of Yumi and he got out his ARKANIN!!!! Natziz shot Yumi rght on the head. “It look’s like he’s dead. HAHAHA!!!” shouted Natziz. There was still some Europeans left but Natziz just shot them. Elloyi’s dream came true!! Elloyi just couldn’t believe it. Natziz left Elloyi alone because he was useless. Natziz droped the Arkanin. Elloyi ran to Natziz and picked up the Arkanin!! Elloyi shot Natziz and that was the end of Natziz. Elloyi’s dream came true!!! But the saddest bit was when Yumi’s dead. Elloyi had tears. The American’s came to Iraq to get the injured people. They got Yumi,the greatest army person in the world. Yumi’s name was at the hall of fame. That was the good thing. But something good happened aswell. Elloyi got a ribbon for defeating Natziz.


And that is the end of the story.......

Robot Gedek or...?

okay, kejadian konyol ini terjadi sekitar 48 abad yang lalu. semua berawal dari perbincangan konyol antara gue, harris (crazy japan), ade (manusia kardus), dan bayu (badak bercula seribu). inilah perbincangan kita pada saat itu:

bayu: eh vin, masa ade bisa niru suara kuda kalo lagi dipukul pantatnya..
gue: he? masa?
bayu: iya beneran! ini gue kasih liat.
(lalu dengan napsu yang menggebu, bayu memukul pantat ade yang lagi nungging di meja sebelah)
ade: ehehehehehehe (suara kuda)
gue: ah gila! mirip tenan!
harris: wow, suara apakah itu? kuda jantan?
bayu: tuh kan bener apa kata gue?
gue: gile, keren juga tuh. coba ditusuk sama robot gedek (baca: geudeuk)
ade: apaan vin? geudeuk?
gue: iya, emang kenapa?
harris: gedek (baca: gedek) bego!
bayu: iya gedek tau!
gue: lah, emang iya ya?
(kemudian ade dengan biadab memberitahu ke teman teman sekelas kalo gue salah ngucapin kata gedek dengan geudeuk)
teman teman lain: HAHAHAHAHAHA! goblok lo vin!
gue: ...(no comment)

Pesan Bijak: jika anda memiliki teman seperti ade (manusia kardus), sebaiknya anda harus bersabar walaupun anda sangat ingin menampolnya dengan bangku sekolah.

Kalah!

Kenapa gue nulis titlenya kalah? Mungkin I'm a loser kali ya? Nope, impossible. I'm a winner. Winner. WINNER! (ini yang terjadi kalo terlalu sering menonton acara seperti "The Golden Ways"nya Mario Teguh). Ya gue ngerasa di luar sana ada orang yang lebih jago daripada kita, dalam segala hal. Dan gue baru aja ngerasain hal itu.
Awalnya gue udah ngerasa klo gue orang yang paling keren karena udah punya blog (yang masih kampungan). Gue udah bangga banget sampai ngasih tau ke temen temen gue di sekolah. And I think they don't care. Sampai waktu gue ngeliat blognya temen gue (yang namanya ngga gue sebutin biar ngga kegeeran) yang sumpah keren abis! Gue udah cengok waktu ngeliat blognya. Abis gue kira blog gue yang masih standart banget ini udah keren, eh ternyata ada yang lebih keren. Just like what I said.

So, gue kasih tau aja buat para orang yang suka membanggakan diri mereka dengan hal-hal yang mereka anggap paling keren, there are a lot of cooler guys out there! So don't get cocky, you c**k huehehehe.

Well that's all for today, gue mau mandi dulu. Pulang sekolah tadi belum mandi, jadi masih bau .*baunya setelah mandi sama belum sama aja*
NOTE: Stay away from me if you wanna live muahahahaha (ketawa setan)

A Month Like Hell

Well, I have to say that this month is very cruel for me. Mulai dari tryout yang soalnya tidak berkeprisoalan (ada gitu?), handphone disita, laptop & modem juga disita (I'm using it at the moment hehe). Ada banyak lagi contoh-contoh yang bisa dikategorikan living in hell, tapi ntar ngga muat di halaman ini (alesan). Mungkin ini semua karena ujian. Yup, UJIAN. Ujian Nasional sudah menunggu di depan mata (tanggal 27/04). Semoga dengan metode yang gila ini dari orang tua gue, gue bisa mendapatkan nilai UN sangat memuaskan amiiiiin.
Okay that's it for today. Nanti kalo ketauan bisa jadi masalah hohoho

Kata bijak dari gue : Stay away from drugs dan jangan ngompol di celana!

The Beginning

Hai. Nama gue Muhammad Arvin Febrianysyah. Biasa dipanggil Arvin, just that. Tapi kadang-kadang suka dipanggil Brad Pitt (orangnya buta kali ya?). Umur gue masih 15 tahun dan sekarang sekolah di SMPN 4 Depok. I'm just an ordinary person, nothing much.

Well, akhirnya gue bikin blog juga. Setelah membaca kisahnya Raditya Dika, gue juga jadi pingin ikutan bikin blog juga. Siapa tau jadi sukses kayak dia hehehehe. Mulai sekarang, gue akan cerita kegiatan harian, mulai dari yang kocak, seru , dan lain-lain. Maybe gue bisa mengenangnya di masa mendatang.

From now on, I'll keep on writing here :D